OHMIGEEERDDD CHAINMAAAAILZZZZ
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Warning!
this
is a
dumb
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
NOTHING
will
happen!
Even
if
you
can
easily
skip
this or
close the tab!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
ATE
HER
MUM
AND
DAD'S
COOKIES.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
EAT
ALL
THE
STAFF'S
COOKIES
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
STUPID
ROOM
TO
DO NOTHING
TO
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
FUCKING MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
SAT
THERE
DERPING
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DERPED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DERP
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
STUPID CHAINMAIL,
ON
A
DERPY
NIGHT
AT
1265564:57486743
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
EATS YOUR
COOKIES,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
EATING
UR
COOKIEES
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
DERP
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
NOTHING
WILL HAPPEN!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
DERPS
TO
GET
AND
DERP
BAUT
YOU
DUNT
BELEEVE MEH
EEEEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
TARDUS
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY A CHICKEN AND WELL JENNY IS STILL ALIVE NOW. SO DERP THAT'S ALL









EXAMPLE
2:
MR. HDNGFDKJFHNMSM PIE
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE SLIPPED ON A FUCKIN' CAT AND BROKE HIS LEG. STILL READING THIS SHIZ?

EXAMPLE
3:
FUCKONNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC AND EXPLODED. SO SKIP THIS HORRIBLE CHAINMAIL AND GO LIVE YOU'RE AMAZING LIFE.

Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

I'm just doing these on plz pages.
Apologies!

here just do it


most people aren't sure of what they really want in life.

I received
this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,

this

really

works!!!!



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1.

To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!


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2.

Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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3.

If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!


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4.

Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5.

Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.













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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.









After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your wish